May 2013
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
soselfimportant:
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
cooldadbutts:
fffcuk:
there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm
but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™
slurpeenis:
how do i become hot overnight
zooeyclairedeschahell:
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
darrynek:
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
pulsinq:
school
schoo
scho
sch
sc
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su
sui
suic
suici
suicid
suicida
suicidal
kioloa:
the semicolon tattoo trend is so gay tbh like it was such an admirable tattoo when the first person did it but now that everyone else is like ‘well i was gonna kill myself but i lived so i got this tattoo right here on my wrist’ the meaning is taken away like come up with your own significance don’t take someone elses geez
madturbating:
studies show i want to kill you
mom: did you get home safe?
me: no i died a few times
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
